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DON'T BE A DRAMA LLAMA! IT'LL CAUSE AN ALPACALYPSE: I look around and everyone else has a really nice face, they don’t...

justfortheloveofmusic:

I look around and everyone else has a really nice face, they don’t need makeup, or have to angle cameras to make themselves look better. Sometimes, I’ll look in the mirror and see my chubby face, the heaviness in my eyes, the way my body is not a nice shape and is pudgy and my puffy hair and think…

Dear Yahoo

redmetalandgold:

Please don’t take that away from me.

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.